Anna Bananas

Oops, he did it again

2008-12-22T05:09:19Z

I have news about Konomi-sensei's continuation of our story. In case you hadn't heard, the 379 previous chapters were the prequel to the real story. Yeah, yeah. I know! I think it's crazy, too. ^_^

I bet we girls don't get any appearances at all, darn it.

Oh, and Akaya. We need to talk. About the squawly thing.

JUMP Festa Report:

- New Dream Team uniform designs (The color scheme is red/white/black, the inside jersey is different than the jacket. The outside jacket is heavy on the white, while the inside shirt is heavy on the red)
- The story will begin with a gathering of the best 100+ junior tennis players in Japan, who will be whittled down to a team of 50 for the Senbatsu tournaments (the "Dream Team" that Konomi-sensei mentioned at Hyouteimyu senshuuraku last month)
- The title will be "Shin Tennis no Oujisama"
- It will begin to be published in March 2009 in Jump SQ magazine, which is released monthly.

*ooc: lifted from tenipuri

Merry freaking Christmas & Santa Meme Thing

2008-12-20T00:53:26Z

Schnapps does not taste as good coming up as it does going down. Just saying.

How about a meme? "Dear Santa, for Christmas I want ______________." Be as serious or as silly as you want. I'll turn on anon comments and off IP tracking.

In other news, Papa took Onii-chan and me out for lunch today and sprang the big one. The company's offered him a huge promotion. Catch? It's in Singapore. Long story short. He said yes. Him and Mama leave this weekend.

Looks like another Christmas with no family in town. Thanks, Family. I really appreciate that. Last year, I spent Christmas with Kamio-kun and his family. Hah. Ginny, I'm working double shifts. I'll try to stay out of your way. Sorry.

People pretty much suck. But you already knew that.

[[ooc: Sorry people! I'm installing software and need to keep going offline to do it. :\ ]]

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2008-12-17T00:13:32Z

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What percentage are you?

2008-12-12T01:17:41Z

Akaya dared me to poll everyone. Maybe he's looking for dates~?

View Poll: Gay Straight or Bi

What not to get me for Christmas

2008-12-09T00:45:39Z

Do not get me any of these. Ever. Well, okay, I might laugh at the wind-up racing grannies.

I took pity on Akaya the other night and switched shifts so I wouldn't be working while he went on his not-date with Shitake-kun. Ginny and I were at loose ends, so we dragged Akiya-kun to see Four Christmases with us. Ugh. We sat him in the middle so he couldn't escape. Ginny teared up--don't ask me why (must be pregnancy hormones)--which made the entire ~~torture~~ experience that much more ~~fun~~ painful. Not sure he'll ever watch a movie with us again even if I did spring for a huge tub of popcorn, large Dr. Pepper and the big box of Red Hots.

kljsdakljfsdkljdsf I got Christmas cards from people I never expected! You guys are silly. ^_^

Stuff kind of sucks right now. I need to get out and do something fun. Anyone up for the arcade?

He really should let me help him~

2008-12-07T05:29:08Z

Akaya claimed the other day he didn't need any help with his homework. Who am I to argue~?

All these years I've been doing it wrong! ^_~

Everyone's gone for the Holiday. Again. Haaaaate.

Tell me something funny, Brawl! ♥

ooc: Thanks to Viv for the art!

Ow

2008-11-30T21:33:27Z

Yeah, so Yukimura-san wiped the court with me. So what? Like to see one of you play him. He was all gentleman-like and sat on the bench while I sprawled on the clay and tried to remember how to breathe. Even brought me water after I puked. And~ sprang for ice cream after even though I lost and I was supposed to be the one to pay. Great game. *__*

jklfsdjklsdfjklsdf I hate losing. Next time. Just you wait.

Akira's folks took away his net access again. He's been working hard in cram school and tennis and hanging out with Shinji-kun and stuff. Kinda sucks since we wound up in different classes this year and we haven't spent time together in ages. Stupid real life.

Aaaaanyway, been watching my bruises change color. I'm waiting for that green to yellow to sort of brown stage 'cause it's the most fun. The bruises on my stomach hurt the worst. Kinda walking around like a little old lady at the moment. None of you jerks better try to help me cross the street. :P

Sanada-san, you're next.

Ew?

2008-11-25T20:47:47Z

~~Bras for~~ ~~guys. Why is my country so weird?~~

ETA: Which one of you Rikkai jerks wants to get his ass kicked by me since that seems to be the requirement to be his friend?

...

2008-11-24T23:57:19Z

There's Federer/Nadal fanfic porn. Why did I not know this?

I'm thinking about selling myself into culinary and matrimonial slavery to Akaya. All depends if he finds a cool enough ring in the Crackerjack boxes. Should I hold out for that mood ring instead?

Akaya, I keep meaning to give you this song.

ETA: Akaya~, Fai-san says you should roll in sparkles and run 5 laps around the house whenever I want~ *__*

Houston, we have a problem

2008-11-21T04:20:21Z

Ginny, you talk to Akaya lately? Just wondering~

ETA: Bobby, if you're around and you see this could you look in on Fai and Kenya?

Probably shouldn't have used that name

2008-11-06T23:51:03Z

So, I forgot all about Bonfire Night, which is a bummer since I wanted to have another bonfire like I did last year.

My Halloween candy keeps disappearing. Akaya's swiping it and leaving more and more black licorice. And he won't share any of his. That's just mean. ;__;

I got to talk a little to Ginny's older brother, Bill--the leather one, not the dragon one--and he's every bit as cool as she said. He says he wants to watch The Mummy with me. I hope it's not to see Arnold Vosloo. That'd just be weird 'cause he's married and everything.

Ugh. My school is already talking about the school festival. I'm lying low in case I get rooked into helping plan our class participation.

Oh, and Akaya, hahaha, don't kill me. You either, Akira. It's just a game!



		I will marry Akaya.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Kyoto in our fabulous House.
		We will have 13 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Purple Mustang.
		I will spend my days as a Spy, and live happily ever after.

Akira, let's do something fun soon! Bobby, when is our SNOWBALL FIGHT?

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2008-10-29T18:41:48Z

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HOIVCXLJKFSD GINNY I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING ABOUT YOUR SEX TOY COLLECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JLKFDSCLJKFDS

Straw v. Awesomeness ~ You decide

2008-10-27T17:51:35Z

You'd have to be living in Fauxraqistan not to know by now. So no point talking about it.

Akira, I'd really really really like to see you.
Akaya, I don't know whether to punch you or hug you. You're getting both.
Ginny, I always wanted to be blood sisters with you, but not like that. Love you.
Bobby, you are made of awesome and I'm sorry I wimped out on you.
Kou, you can be my doctor any time. Just, lose the bloody shirt.
Tsuzuki, where are you? Are you alright?
Ed, try not to beat yourself up so much.
Berith, I was sincere.
God, consensus is your green room needs a makeover, but thanks

And *Kamina* you are the supertabular, most awesome not boyfriend I hope someday real friend ever! A freaking harp from God! *__*

Aaaaanyway, Akaya's a dummy. What do you think, Brawl? Would you want to be a zombie or a ghost?

View Poll: Straw v. Awesome

Anyone have a snake?

2008-10-23T21:14:55Z

Finally figured out what I'm going to be for Halloween, but I'd really, really, really like to have a real snake be part of my costume 'cause that would just be sooooo cool. I promise to take good care of it!

I actually took that photo Kyohei took of me and doodled on it and figured out my costume. Did you guess? If so, you'll be the apple of my eye~

Hmmm, you think I should lengthen the skirt so Akira doesn't have a heart attack?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakaya, what are you doing?

B-b-b-b-baaaaaad

2008-10-20T19:38:05Z

11 days until Halloween
33 really bad horror flicks
10 boxes of microwave popcorn
7 pillows for punching
5 Nerf balls for throwing
28 Toothpicks to force open the eyes of the weak

Can we say bad movie marathon, anyone? I thought we could!

Who's joining me? Thought I'd start out with Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter. ^_^

What's the worst/so awful it was funny horror movie you've ever seen? In case you don't know the criteria, check this out.

Flying Towards Tomorrow

2008-10-17T20:18:07Z

I see a few new names on my Flist. Hi, new people! I'm Tachibana An. Nice to meet you. You've probably seen a few posts that say things like, "ew, new people," and "go away or I'll kill you." Don't be alarmed. These people are just shy. Go forth and ~~bug~~ greet them all you want. Be sure to use lots of hearts, sparkles and tildes.

Kamina's a sweety and is going to take that Glock off my hands. Thanks, not-real-boyfriend.

I had my dates messed up. I don't start work until the 24th. Shiraishi-kun, 10:00 works good for me tomorrow. Let me know.

Bobby Boo, I had the most awesome idea for the Snow War.

Akaya, when is your father's wake?

Anyone thinking about Halloween yet?

30000 Yen ~ Shoot Me

2008-10-14T21:06:02Z

Argh. Anyone interested in a Glock 22 .40 cal? You can have it for what paid for it.

Stupid. Freaking. Disasters. jkldfskljfsd Stupid Not Anniversary.

Good news: I found a job.

Whatever

2008-10-14T06:32:26Z

Stupid freaking disasters.

Just...fuck. Life sucks.

Something tap-tap-tapping

2008-10-04T23:26:56Z

That would be Kyouya, of course, trying to pull a Mr. Bojangles and tapping his way up the stairs. I was nice and didn't draw him after he missed and landed in a heap. Hmmm, I think I deserve ice cream for that.

I'm staying at Ginny's for the moment. It'll be fun to have some girl talk.

Yesterday, Akira picked me up and took me out for our one year anniversary plus a week or two. We went inline skating and had a picnic--he cooked for me--and fed the ducks and people watched and talked and cuddled and danced and, well, it I got stupidly mushy. So what?

Anyone have anything planned for the weekend?

Kyohei, as promised

2008-10-02T20:10:26Z

A drawing of you with clothes on! Had to do it myself because your fangirls are stupid. Doesn't look a thing like you, oh well. I mean, it has hair. Akira, I'm really, really REALLY looking forward to this weekend. I can't wait to see what you have planned. *__*

And they wonder why (image heavy & NWS bare-chested males)

2008-09-29T17:32:09Z

There are oh so many reasons to love tennis, BEST GAME IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! But if that's not reason enough, here are just a few~ more~

Rafael Nadal, #1 and Roger Federer #2 ♥

Novak Djokovic, #3 and Andy Roddick, #8

Tommy Robredo, #16 and Marat Safin, #38

Robby Ginepri, #63 and Arnaud Clement, #86

And just for grins, former #14, Jan-Michael Gambill

Mmmm, tennis. Does a body good. ^_~

Breast is Best?

2008-09-26T21:51:55Z

Found this news bit on the Net:

"The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," said PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman in a press release. "Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,' so Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk."

Now I can't erase this vision of women with huge kazongas lined up in front of huge breast pumps. o_O

What do you say, Brawl? Moo?

Tennis! Who wants to play?

Beloved Snuffles requires snuggles

2008-09-24T03:07:34Z

~~Today Beloved Snuffles showed An-pan-san much love by~~

~~swinging An-pan-san by the legs and allowing An-pan-san's head to hit the door~~
~~squeezing An-pan-san around the neck as tight as possibly can~~
~~wringing An-pan-san into twisty shape and letting her vroosh back to normal~~
~~drooling on An-pan-san~~
~~snuggling An-pan-san~~

~~Snuggling. Beloved Snuggles is empty. Where is Beloved Cinnamoroll?~~

OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL WAS YOUR FACE DOING THERE?!!!

Glub Glub

2008-09-22T21:28:45Z

THAT THING TRIED TO KILL ME!!!

THREW ME IN THE WASHING MACHINE AND WASHED ME!!! ;_____;

akaya, you're soooo lucky IT decided your dangly bits were good for something!

i DO NOT want to see my ex-boyfriend playing with "himself." BLEACH! I NEED BLEACH!

Need cuddling

2008-09-20T02:23:21Z

Beloved Snuffles has examined the swirly water box and decided to show An-pan-san love by letting her play with it.
An-pan-san must not squiggle and squirm when Beloved Snuffles holds her.

Beloved Snuffles has proven Beloved Snuffles' love for An-pan-san by swinging An-pan-san by the legs and ears. Lots.

An-pan-san must learn to enjoy this love.

Beloved Snuffles wonders why the Zoomy One's body is different than An-pan-san's. It is very strange and behaves in odd ways.

The growy part is silly and wasteful. Beloved Snuffles thought of chopping it off but then discovered it is a feel-good toy.

Why does not An-pan-san have a feel-good toy?

How else should Beloved Snuffles prove its love?

Where is Beloved Cinnamoroll? Beloved Snuffles requires cuddling.